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"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Still Coffee Runs Deep

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Bored Baker

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."