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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'Do you want flies with that?'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Daddy will be home shortly. He's doing a little moonlighting."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

Sugar production

You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.

"Man does not live by corn syrup alone."

Pinata suicide note: 'Cruel World, You see? Your parents were right. Eat your veggies. Candy is bad for you. Bad, Bad, Bad. Pinata.;'

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

'This is from our diet menu. We replaced the starchy bun with two deep fried fish filets!'

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

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'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

It was the health benefits that got me started on red wine.

'This chocolate bar is full of fruit and nuts.'