Sugar Advocate T-Shirts

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Bored Baker

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Will he be okay?"

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"