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Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

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I Bake. Deal with it.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Bored Baker

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"