Sugar-free Advocate Pillows

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Will he be okay?"

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."