Sugar-free Advocate Gifts

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Will he be okay?"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"