Sugar-free Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."