Health-conscious Sugar Lover Gifts

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Building a gingerbread house

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dressed as Sweets

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."