Fun-loving Sugar Fans Gifts

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Patissier

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Shark with fish lollipops

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'