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"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Patissier

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Shark with fish lollipops

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."