Health-conscious Sugar Lover T-Shirts

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Dressed as Sweets

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'