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"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'