Sugar-free Supporters T-Shirts

Birthday cakes for dieters shop

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'Oi! '

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

"Daddy will be home shortly. He's doing a little moonlighting."

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

"Do you have any caffeine free coffee tables?"

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

Sugar production

No-smoking.

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

No smoking initiative.

"Man does not live by corn syrup alone."

You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

The new Candy-B-Gone blinders made Tina's shopping trips much easier.

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

"Don't look left or right!"

'Do the patches help?'