Sugar-free Seeker T-Shirts

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Morphine & Sugar Withdrawal.

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

Black Forest Cake

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

"No more cross buns for you!"