Sugar-free Seeker T-Shirts

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Morphine & Sugar Withdrawal.

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Black Forest Cake

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'