Sugar-free Lifestyle Advocate T-Shirts

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."