Sugar-conscious Gifts

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

Diet Sugar House.

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'