Sugar-conscious Critic Gifts

"You are accused of enticing children to eat gingerbread, thereby increasing their chances of childhood obesity."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Med Brittle"