Sugar-conscious Jokester Gifts

Looking for fun and witty gifts for the sugar-conscious jokester? Explore a collection of humorous, light-hearted products that poke fun at sweet cravings while keeping it clever and cool. These gifts are ideal for those who love a good laugh and appreciate clever humor that doesn't overindulge.

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'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.' mockup

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

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"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber." mockup

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

from $19.00

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

from $19.00

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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Vegetarian Nightmare.

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!' mockup

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

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"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets." mockup

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...." mockup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

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On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour. mockup

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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New anti-obesity cookbook.

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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"One slice—hold the bread."

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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"Eat lots of carrots."

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?" mockup

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

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'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?' mockup

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

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"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me." mockup

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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Formally foods that were good for you. mockup

Formally foods that were good for you.

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"Is it working?"

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'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol' mockup

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

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Sugar-conscious Jokester Gifts Collection

Sugar-conscious Jokester Mugs

Discover more witty and funny mugs perfect for sugar-conscious jokesters by visiting our dedicated mugs collection—great for humor and coffee lovers alike!

Sugar-conscious Jokester Pillows

Explore our playful pillow collection featuring witty messages and funny designs, perfect for adding humor and comfort to your space.

Sugar-conscious Jokester Prints

Brighten your walls with humorous art prints that celebrate the sweet and funny side of life—find your favorite in our printable collection now.

Sugar-conscious Jokester T-Shirts

Find your next humorous tee among our fun selection tailored for the sugar-conscious jokester—light-hearted designs that make a statement!