Sugar Critics Gifts

"I see chocolate bars are on special again. . . where's the duty of care?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.