Sugar Skeptic Gifts

"Man does not live by corn syrup alone."

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."