Sugar Wary Gifts

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"