Sugar Wary Gifts

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Diet Sugar House.

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"