Sugar-conscious Critic Prints

"You are accused of enticing children to eat gingerbread, thereby increasing their chances of childhood obesity."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

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"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."