Sugar-conscious Pillows

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."