Carb Conscious Gifts

'Hey! How about going easy on the carbs!'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The economy and the environment.

The big pause

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

Crusty Bread

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

'And push this little button to warm up the outdoors.'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Bad Carbs

"Never mind thinking of your carbon footprint. It's time you were flying."

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

'Raymond, do you really love me or just my low-carbohydrate meat?'

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'