"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."
Carb-conscious Cafe-goer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your carb-conscious cafe-goer friend or loved one? Our collection of fun and stylish products features clever messages and charming designs that resonate with those mindful of their carb intake but still love their coffee and ambiance. Whether it's a humorous mug for their morning brew, a comfy pillow to relax after their healthy meal, or a printed reminder of their lifestyle, you'll find something that fits their vibe and makes their day.
"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'
'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'
"One slice—hold the bread."
"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."
'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'
Complex Carbs
Complex Carbohydrates
The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."
"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."
'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'
"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."
Crusty Bread
Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!
"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"
"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."
Café. Lo Carb Specialties Diner. It's ironic that they advertise on a sandwich board.
Ernie's on a high-protein diet and craving foods he can't have. They're creeping into everything he says. Whatcha watching, Ernie? I'm trying to decide between "Game of Scones" and that zombie show, "The Walking Bread." Later I might watch some "Dancing with the Starch." Ernie, leave room for that political drama you enjoy so much. Oh yeah, I love binging on "House of Carbs"!
"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"
Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'
'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'
Low Carb Slop
"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"
'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'
Bad Carbs
'Raymond, do you really love me or just my low-carbohydrate meat?'
'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.
"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."
"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."
'Sorry, no carbs.'
'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'
'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'
Carb-conscious Cafe-goer Gifts Collection
Carb-conscious Cafe-goer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for carb-conscious cafe-goers. Find humorous and stylish designs that brighten every coffee break.
Carb-conscious Cafe-goer Pillows
Relax with our cozy pillows featuring humorous takes on carb-conscious living—ideal for their living room or café corner.
Carb-conscious Cafe-goer Prints
Decorate with our clever prints that celebrate the joys of mindful eating and cafe culture, adding personality to any space.
Carb-conscious Cafe-goer T-Shirts
Discover fun and relatable t-shirts that speak to the cafe-loving, health-conscious crowd with wit and charm.