Carb Conscious Foodie Gifts

Nutritionist - Out to a Low Carb Lunch.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

But is it organic?

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Diet considerations.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Trade you lunches?'

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

World Meat Consumptiom

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!