Diabetes Awareness Advocate Pillows

"Not for me, luv. You know I'm diabetic!"

'Would you believe, my blood sugar just tanked?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Bubbling

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

What's really in junk food...

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Will he be okay?"

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'Nine years of college for this?'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

"Is this a trick question?"

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'