Diabetes Awareness Pillows

Your reaction to all the dramatic holiday sale price drops. Your reaction after the sales rush and your blood sugar dramatically drops.

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'Would you believe, my blood sugar just tanked?'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

"Is this a trick question?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."