Diet Awareness Pillows

'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

GMOs

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"Is this house gluten-free?"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

Healthy Eating Fast

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"Is this a trick question?"

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."