Diet Awareness Mugs

'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

GMOs

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"Is this house gluten-free?"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Healthy Eating Fast

"Is this a trick question?"

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."