Diet Conscious Mugs

'85% fat free, 100% taste free'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

The Enormous Peer Pressure on Good Cholesterol

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

All Natural Nothing

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Wash your hands

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Running

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'