Nutrition Conscious Mugs

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Running

Wash your hands

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."