Nutrition Awareness Promoter Mugs

Thinking of Hunger

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Minimum wage.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

No bottle feeding.

Low standard of living

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Guy, is that you?'

"My advice about all the health foods you've been eating remember, living too long can kill you."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

U.S. Bread Basket.

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

"No idea if it's gluten free, Hansel. Can't you just eat the stupid thing?"

"Have a banana."

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"

Get your shot!

Radiant

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"

' So if Vegatarians only eat vegatables...does that mean Humanitarians only eat humans?'

Bacon Bits

'See, this is why I won't let you eat junk food.'