Nutrition Awareness Promoter Prints

Thinking of Hunger

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Minimum wage.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Low standard of living

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

No bottle feeding.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'Guy, is that you?'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"My advice about all the health foods you've been eating remember, living too long can kill you."

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

Get your shot!

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

"Have a banana."

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"

' So if Vegatarians only eat vegatables...does that mean Humanitarians only eat humans?'

'See, this is why I won't let you eat junk food.'

Bacon Bits

"Yes, I have taken my medication. Have you taken your medication?"