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'See, this is why I won't let you eat junk food.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

It's 12 noon, do you know what kind of junk food your kid is being served at school lunch?

'If they won't eat the foods I tell hem to...we'll tax their potato chips!'

'Put some brain food in there.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You won’t need refills."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

No bottle feeding.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues