Nutrition Advocates Prints

"Mom, shouldn't you take something more nourishing for lunch than your Blackberry?"

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"I see chocolate bars are on special again. . . where's the duty of care?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

No bottle feeding.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

We only give him smartwater.

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.