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"Mom, shouldn't you take something more nourishing for lunch than your Blackberry?"

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"I see chocolate bars are on special again. . . where's the duty of care?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

No bottle feeding.

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Obesity in America.

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'