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No bottle feeding.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

We only give him smartwater.

Obesity in America.

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

'You're problem is you don't think big enough.'

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

You are what you eat.