Nutrition Awareness Advocate T-Shirts

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

No bottle feeding.

Bubbling

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

What's really in junk food...

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."