Nutrition Awareness Advocate Prints

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Bubbling

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

No bottle feeding.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

What's really in junk food...

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."