Nutritional Aware T-Shirts

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Bad for you but to die for

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'