Natural Nourishment Advocate Pillows

No bottle feeding.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

Obesity in America.

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'

'You're problem is you don't think big enough.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"