Naturally Nourished T-Shirts

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

But is it organic?

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Too much sugar."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Like death by salad.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."