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"Meat is murder!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

How Kale Took Over the World

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

World Meat Consumptiom

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'