Dietary Advocacy Mugs

"Meat is murder!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

World Meat Consumptiom

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"