Dietary Activist Mugs

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Steamed vegetables."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

World Meat Consumptiom

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

Flattening the Curves

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

National Asthma Society Parade

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'