Health Food Advocate T-Shirts

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"Have you heard about our new healthy veggie burger?" "Dreamy! Now - how many pounds of beef can you put in one bun?"

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

'Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity.'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You won’t need refills."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."