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'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"You won’t need refills."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Always eat your broccoli."