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'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"You won’t need refills."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."