Healthy Diet Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Queen of Quinoa

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'What are you eating now?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'