Healthy Meal Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'What are you eating now?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"